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Navy Seal Copypasta (likewise known as the "Marine Copypasta", "Net Tough Guy Copypasta" and "Gorilla Warfare Copypasta") is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster equally an Cyberspace tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of gainsay experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like "Gorilla Warfare," "300 Confirmed Kills" and "I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands." Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a variety of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.

Origin

The copypasta is believed to have originated on the war machine and weapons enthusiast image lath Operator Chan old in 2010. The earliest archived posting was submitted on Nov 11th, 2010 to 4chan'southward /jp/^[four] (Otaku Culture) board, in which the poster claimed to accept seen the message previously on Operator Chan.

What the fuck did y'all just fucking say nearly me, you little bitch? I'll have you lot know I graduated top of my grade in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the peak sniper in the entire U.s.a. armed forces. You lot are nothing to me but just another target. I volition wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You call back you tin get away with proverb that shit to me over the Internet? Recollect once again, fucker. As nosotros speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the The states and your IP is being traced right now and then you lot better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you lot call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare easily. Not merely am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will utilise it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the confront of the continent, you little shit. If only y'all could take known what unholy retribution your picayune "clever" comment was about to bring downwards upon you lot, maybe you lot would take held your fucking tongue. Just you couldn't, y'all didn't, and now you're paying the price, you lot goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over y'all and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

On May 24th, 2012, an bearding user submitted a thread to the /pasta/^[i] lath, claiming he had created the original copypasta two to 3 years prior (shown below).

Navy Seal Copypasta and someone claiming to be the orginal internet tough guy - also has crude drawing of character puking rainbows

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On April fourth, 2012, Redditor fahottie submitted a screenshot of a YouTube comment featuring the copypasta to the /r/funny^[8] subreddit (shown beneath), where it received more than 20,000 upward votes and 970 comments prior to beingness archived.

navy seal copypasta with Gorilla warfare corrected to guerilla

On May 22nd, YouTuber Copypasta Sings uploaded a musical version of the copypasta (shown below), which received over 87,000 views and 780 comments in the next nine months.

On August 17th, Urban Dictionary ^[7] fellow member 487j submitted an entry for the term "gorilla warfare," defining information technology as training that "fake Navy Seals" receive. On November 16th, Newgrounds^[5] user JoePorter134 uploaded a dramatic reading of the copypasta. On Jan 10th, 2013, Redditor LiterallyKesha submitted the message to the /r/copypasta^[3] subreddit and provided links to several notable variations. In the next calendar month, the mail received over 75 upward votes and 135 comments.

Richi Phelps Facebook Post

On February 13th, 2013, 10-year-onetime Richi Phelps posted a status update featuring a version of the copypasta adapted to Mexican slang on his Facebook profile page.

In the following hours, Phelps' condition update spread virally across the social networking site, with many Facebook users mocking the male child with photoshopped images for making boastful claims like having "all-encompassing military training" background and "an armory of weapons" at his disposal, while unaware of the fact that it was a copied message. By February 14th, Phelps' viral condition update had been identified equally an adapted version of the Navy Seal copypasta. That aforementioned day, the Mexican news sites SDP Noticias^[10] and Sipse^[9] reported on the miracle.

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2019 Christchurch Mosque Shootings

On March 15th, 2019, shootings took place at the Al Noor Mosque and Linwood Islamic Centre in Christchurch, New Zealand, during which at least 49 people were killed and an additional twenty were injured. The attacks were livestreamed past the shooter on Facebook, which showed the shooter entering a mosque while shooting a shotgun, before switching to an assault rifle and murdering people within. In a certificate shared on 8chan prior to the shooting, the suspected shooter put a version of the Navy Seal Copypasta nether the heading "You are a bigot,racist,xenophobe,islamophobe,nazi,fascist!" (shown beneath).

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Notable Variations

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